I’ve been thinking lately about writing a book.
I admire this fella Michael Pollan and notice that he’s been very successful with his books, many of which seem to include rules, lists and whatnot.
So here’s my idea . . .
I study about food and realize that other people are also interested in food, but not all of them have yet learned to be completely obnoxious about it. I will write a book that teaches people to wield a little food knowledge and a lot of self-righteousness at every meal to become truly insufferable food assholes.
The Food Asshole’s Dilemma.
Here are the rules that every “foodie” must learn.
I will keep you informed on the publication date. In the meantime, look for the picture of my lunch sandwich on Instagram.
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Michael Floreak is a writer and occasional food asshole based in Cambridge, Massachusetts. He can be reached Michael.Floreak at gmail.com.